There are certain drawbacks to being a homo sapiens. Firstly, your back is positioned where you can’t see it – a major design flaw; secondly, it is hard to reach. Absurdly, even though two arms come standard, neither is ever able to get that hard-to-reach itch on your back when you need to scratch it. Which you will inevitably need to do. If only Mother Nature had equipped man with a third arm on his back so he could take care of such piddly yet urgent personal matters.
Fortunately, thanks to the innovative Telescopic Backscratcher, the human anatomy does not have to be redesigned! Functioning as that third arm Mother Nature would have equipped the homo sapiens with had she been thinking straight, this smart, pocket-size device constitutes the consummate do-it-yourself solution to a problem that has been plaguing mankind ever since the beginning of time.
Featuring a telescopic handle which extends up to 55 centimeters, there is no spot on your body – or your neighbor’s, for that matter – that it cannot reach. What’s more, its rounded tips have just enough edge to deliver satisfaction but are gentle enough to protect your skin. And uniquely, its 7-prong claw is wide enough to cover the afflicted area but specific enough to be spot-on.
This cool pocket-size scratcher & massager 2-in-1 utility tool is a must-have for every homo sapiens who doesn’t want to have to resort to the inconvenience of sharp, pointy objects, posts, corners, edges, trees or even the obliging fingertips of acquaintances in order to relieve their back when it itches. What’s more, the Telescopic Back Scratcher makes an economical yet much-appreciated gift for those who already have everything – everything minus the aforementioned, much-needed limb, that is.
So the next time you get the urge to scratch, give yourself that extra arm Mother Nature didn’t provide you with – give your back a hand!