Don't be a weenie - ketchup on your tan!
If you think these buns are hot, imagine sitting down in the hot sand in the middle of July! We know you relish a good spot on the beach, and that a beach blanket is the best way to claim it. That old musty and sun-bleached towel you've been using since you were 8? Time to ditch it. It's too small and has more holes in it than a prairie dog colony. Talk about sand-wich! This 5-foot long Hot Dog Beach Blanket is just the ticket - and impossible to miss on a crowded shore. The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote, too.
All we are saying, is give Beach a chance
Everything is wavy and gravy until you lose your spot on the beach. If only you brought a bright & bold beach blanket instead of using the one your family brought to the original Woodstock -
Our 5-foot wide Peace Sign Beach Blanket is the perfect place to claim a "peace" of the beach. It tells everyone that you're here just to soak in the good vibes. It's designed to keep your buns off the hot sand, and the hot sand from seeping up to ruin your burrito. It's impossible to miss, so you'll never stray too far out, man! The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote, too. Don't forget the Pool Float!
Lay your head in the clouds
There you are, relaxing with a good book and the sound of the waves serenading you to sleep. You reach to your side to grab a sip of that ice-cold tropical drink you just spent $15 on. You lean over, straw-in-mouth, and draw a swig, and to your surprise, its just a cup of sand. As it turns out, you sat down at the wrong spot because everyone's banged up, ratty ol' bath towels look the same! Its time to upgrade your little piece of heaven on earth with our gigantic Rainbow Beach Blanket. It's 5 feet across, giving you all the room for your essentials - cooler, suntan lotion, and mobile phone. Its bold and bright, making it unmistakable on a crowded beach, while the included storage pouch holds all of your stuff.
Cuz getting sand everywhere BITES
If you hate the feeling of sand in your fish fillet, you should upgrade from that raggedy ol' bath towel from 1991 to our Gigantic Shark Beach Blanket. It's soft, tough, and over 5 hilarious feet wide, which means you'll finally have ample space to stretch out and work on that tan. The fabric was designed specifically to keep sand from seeping up and ruining your lunch. Plus, we all know that losing track of your beach spot is a recipe for panic. Our beach blankets are bright and bold, making them instantly recognizable. Even better, the storage pouch makes a great beach tote. Don't forget the Beverage Boats, Cooler, or Giant Pool Float!
You: "Where's our beach spot?" Me: "Guac this way!"
You can finally sprawl out on something as soft and smooth as an avocado, and it won't even get all over your new bathing suit! Our Gigantic Avocado Beach Blanket keeps those buns off the sand, and the sand out of that fancy avocado salad you brought. It's 5 feet wide, and instead of using a holy-moly-guacamole old beach towel as your beach blanket, it's microfiber weave prevents sand from seeping up onto the blanket. The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote. Don't forget the Pool Float!
Get those a-peeling tan lines!
Bananas are the perfect snack for a day at the beach: they've got their own natural wrapper, give you energy, and are healthy for you (yes, banana splits also count as healthy). But not even a 5-second rule can keep your 'nanner safe from the sand on your blanket. That's because your ratty old towel-you-inherited-from-a-90's-sleepover is letting sand seep up. Upgrade to our Gigantic Banana Beach Blanket because it's soft, tough, and over 5 feet wide - plenty of space for you and all your beach essentials. Our beach blankets are bright and bold, making them instantly recognizable - because losing your spot on the beach is worse than bruising your fruits. Even better, the storage pouch makes a great beach tote. Don't forget your Beverage Boat and Pool Float!
Even more delicious when hot!
Work on a golden-brown tan while you're relaxing on the best "crust" on earth - the beach! Our 5-foot wide Toaster Tart Beach Blanket gives you space to sprawl out and enjoy the sand without it getting all over those pastries you brought. And with its bold and bright frosting, no one will mistake their grubby ol' repurposed-bath-towel for yours. This tart is soft & tough, and the included storage pouch makes a great beach tote.
- Perfect for the beach, pool, lake, concerts and more
- The original! Often imitated, but never equalled in quality
- A much more effective barrier between you and the sand vs a towel
- Fun for all ages
|Weight : 0.67 kg|