Illumatic Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt

You know the problem with t-shirts? They’re so two-dimensional – they cover your top half and then they may or may not entertain with a witty quip. OK, if you’re a bit of a geek, you’re already disagreeing with this aren’t you – because t-shirts are in fact three-dimensional. We know, we know! The only thing we’ve got to say to that is – man, are you going to love the Wi-Fi T-Shirt!

You’ve heard of geek chic – well, the Wi-Fi T-Shirt is the haute couture of geek chic. It not only lets you know when you’re within range of a Wi-Fi network, it also graphically displays the signal strength on the front of the shirt. The glowing bars fluctuate to show the signal strength. This of course, makes you instantly more attractive to anyone with a laptop or PDA (your kind of peeps) and saves you digging out your own technology just to see if there’s a signal.

How does the Wi-Fi T-Shirt work? Well, it’s not rocket science (which of course you understand perfectly anyway) – there’s a sleek battery pack hidden in the hem of the shirt. It’s devilishly clever (a bit like you) and so very simple to use – just switch on and start scanning. It’s capable of showing strengths of 802.11b or 802.11g – we’re hoping you’ll know what that means, because we’re not sure, we just smiled and nodded.

If you want to make your favourite geek freak out – order the Wi-Fi T-Shirt now and you’ll be the best thing to happen since string theory!