There are two types of people on this earth, those that are sane and rational, and then there are those that play golf. Those fanatical, fervent, fixated fiends who eat, sleep and breathe the ancient game of using a stick to hit a ball into hole. The Golf Green Door Mat has been created not just for those poor obsessed souls but also for the people who have to buy gifts for them.
Shaped like a golf green, complete with fake grass and hole – it warns your visitors that there is a golfing addict in the house (and they could be subjected to a blow by blow, putt by putt description of their last round).
It is the perfect golfing accessory for the golf nut who has everything that swings, hits, cleans, measures and aims. Now when the doorbell sounds, your resident golfer will spring to the door wondering is it a birdie? Is it an eagle? Is it an albatross? (No, it’s the next door neighbours sick of you chipping golf balls into their pool.)
But why let the golfer have all the fun? For a little bit of entertainment for yourself, why not tell them it’s actually shaped like one of the world’s famous greens? It’ll have them guessing for hours “Is it No. 18 at Augusta? No, wait, No. 5 at St Andrews?”
Order a Golf Green Door Mat, as golfing gifts go, this one is way above par!