Do you find it hard to get your partner or the kids up in the morning? Well, struggle no more…the Grenade Alarm is the perfect solution to your problem.
Getting that grumbling snuffling bulk out from under the quilt covers in the morning is a challenge you shouldn’t really have to deal with. Especially when the thing that emerges is inevitably grumpy and looks like a hung-over swamp monster.
Our Grenade Alarm makes the whole ‘getting them out of bed’ exercise a very simple and indeed, amusing operation. Looking like an old-fashioned comedy hand grenade, this alarm will wake up pretty much anything.
Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic “fire in the hole”, then lob the grenade into the sleeper’s room. After about twenty seconds, a very annoying and piercingly loud noise will blast out.
The best part, however, is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you, so you can put the pin back in. It’s both stupid and brilliant, but will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.