Toilet Golf. Uh-huh. Yes. That’s correct. Toilet Golf. So you can practice your putting in the toilet. Don’t worry, you wouldn’t be the first person to get that blank “I’m sorry?” look on their face – but incredibly, hundreds more wet themselves with laughter. Clearly, we were in the latter group, but then that’s par for the course isn’t it?
Let’s face it, for most of us, our golf game’s already in the toilet! So – this is not a great leap. Who knows – you could be the next Arnold Poo-mer!
Simply wrap the green, complete with hole, around your convenience – drop your plus-fours, grab your putter, take aim and sink one (yes, we’re still talking about putting here). It’s a great way to work out the kinks in your game, so you’ll soon be flush with success.
Girls, if you’ve been looking for a way to stop him reading in the loo, this is it! At least this game of golf doesn’t take half a day and stop him mowing the lawn – unless of course, last night’s curry was less than agreeable (we didn’t say it was without its hazards!).
Toilet Golf converts previously wasted time into a productive practice session, turning those bogies into birdies. Even without picking up the putter, it adds a manly touch to your interior decorating!
As golfing gifts go, Toilet Golf is a hole lot of fun and great practice for the crap golfer!