Truth is that getting old is no joke, but this “Geriatric Walking Cane” is a fun gag gift for people who are growing old gracefully and can laugh about it! The gag walking stick gift comes with a bell and a bright yellow “slow moving geriatric warning sign” to let those disrespectful “young’ ‘ens” know that a senior is approaching. Also included is a handy “Old Farts Translation Chart” to help bridge the gap between youth and experience!
This humorous walking cane gift is the perfect thing to liven up a retirement party or to make a person celebrating their 40th birthday feel truly decrepit! It’s also a funny 50th birthday gag gift or even a great tongue-in-cheek gift for a sprightly person who is celebrating being 60 years young!
The recipient of this gag birthday gift will find the translation guide useful as they navigate a world full of “young upstarts”. They’ll make new young friends in such situations as a youthful coworkers 21st birthday or a new fangled online group chat!
You can also order this novelty walking stick as part of a Halloween or Fancy Dress party outfit. Just add an oversize nightie or a pair of trousers that go waaaaay above the natural waistline and you’ll be ready to say “hey kid, get off my lawn!” in no time!
Note: this walking cane is for novelty use only! Proceed with caution if giving this as a gag gift to someone who actually needs a cane!