Only those who have had a complete humour-ectomy could pass up the ultimate sight gag.
Let’s go through just a handful (sorry, couldn’t help it) of the opportunities for giggles. Of course, there’s the car boot, great for a little highway hi-jinx. The top of the piano – if you can engineer it to fall out while someone’s playing, that’s extra points. At work, there’s the filing cabinet, the lunchroom fridge, your desk drawers. At home, there’s the chest freezer, protruding from the couch, peaking from under the bed, from under the garage roller door – the list goes on and on and on.
Be prepared for the inevitable taunts of the fun police – juvenile, infantile, immature, puerile – just blow them a raspberry! Because you can be confident that they’ll be completely outweighed by calls of “classic”, “legend”, “hilarious” from those who have not lost their ability to laugh at a little bit of ‘armless (oops, there I go again) fun!
So now are you ready to order? Honestly, if you haven’t already added at least three False Arms to your cart between belly-laughs – check your pulse, you may just be dead!