Terry Turtle
Terry's my name, giving you #$@% is my game!
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Terry Turtle
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Was $49.95
Now $44.95
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What the Terry Turtle is all about...
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Now here's a turtle that's well and truly come out of his shell.
Meet Terry, the motion-activated swearing turtle!
At first glance, Terry Turtle looks like an adorable little amphibian, but get too close and activate his motion sensor and he'll curse like a drunken sailor, with expletives that would make a truckie blush (or at least roll on floor laughing their @#$% off)!
Powered by 3 x AA batteries (included), Terry Turtle has 25 unique and offensive outbursts. Set him to motion-activated mode and leave passers-by gob-smacked by his gutter-talk, or set him to the always-on random mode so when you least expect it Terry's head will pop up, his arms will wave and he'll let rip with another spurt of vulgar verbage that will have all those in earshot giggling (or choking on their coffee, or both).
 Luckily, even Terry Turtle can be tamed – he comes complete with a PG setting just in case grandma's coming for dinner or you have sensitive young ears and impressionable young minds around.
As far as novelties go, Terry Turtle is that one-of-a-kind must-have gift for the practical joker who likes to get their hands on everything first. Can't you just hear it now – "Oh my, a motion-activated swearing turtle, you shouldn't have!" – that alone makes it gold!
But be warned - in this case, slow and steady won't likely win the race, secure your Terry Turtle now before some other @!#$* does it first!
Product Specification
Product dimensions: 13.5(H) x 11.5(W) x 8.5(D) cm / 5.3(H) x 4.5(W) x 3.3(D) inches.
Terry Turtle features 25 unique shocking outbursts. The level of language he uses can be set to PG or 18+.
Features two activation settings: motion triggered or random. Whilst swearing, his head pops up and his arms swing to and fro.
Requires 3 x AA batteries (included).
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