Shockolate Vault
The perfect gadget to help those who can't help themselves.
|
|
|
|
Shockolate Vault
|
$29.95
|
Quantity:
|
 |
|
|
Quantity:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
What the Shockolate Vault is all about...
Oh, would you look at that...we spelt chocolate wrong! We could tell you it's just an innocent mistake, but there's nothing innocent about this little goodies jar. Anyone who tries to put their hand in this jar will soon find out that "Vault" should be spelt VOLT! Try and eat a choc and you're going to get a shock...yes, literally!
Whether you're protecting your stash from sweet-tooth bandits, or you need a little help with your own self-discipline, the Shockolate Vault has the power!
Heading out for an hour? Set the timer to stand guard against sticky fingers. Want to prove you can go a day without a chocolate hit? The Shocolate Vault can be locked for up to 24 hours! Just screw on the lid and set the timer – there's no removing the cap without getting a zap, until the time is up! As a dietary aid – it's all pain, no gain.
Never again will you be screaming in rage "hey, who ate all the chocolate?". See that person twitching in the corner? Book him Dano! Pavlov would have been proud!
Of course, you should use your power for good, not evil. The Shockolate Vault is the perfect gadget to help those who can't help themselves. It's aversion therapy at it's canniest! Lock up your cigarettes or mobile phone. Stop those impulse buys, incarcerate your credit card with a self-imposed cooling off period.
The Shocolate Vault – the ultimate in pleasure or pain – when are you gonna get your hands on it?
Product Specification
The Shocolate Vault timer can be set for up to 24 hours in advance, is of plastic construction, requires 3 x AG13 button cell batteries (included) and is about 190mm (H) x 120mm (dia.) in size. Sorry, chocolate and sweets not included.Warning: Keep product out of reach of children under 14 years. This is a novelty gift item and is not intended to be used as a toy. This product emits an electric shock and may interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers and other electronic health equipment. Do not use this product if you suffer from epilepsy, heart conditions or any similar or related illnesses.
 |
|
Customer Reviews
|
 |
|
Other products you'll just want to have
|
|
|
|
Heinz Can Safes
$24.95
An excellent deterrent to theft, just unscrew one end of your Heinz Can Safe to safely stash your keys, cards, cash and valuables away from prying eyes and sticky fingers - perfect for caravans and camping trips.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Personal ATM
$39.95
Teaching your child the value of money and saving it, is easy and a whole lot of fun with the Personal ATM. While the adult in you says 'educational toy', the kid in you will be thinking 'so much cooler than a money box'.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Shocking Quiz
An electric quiz game where wrong answers are rewarded with an electric shock?! Lock it in Eddie! With 600 questions, you'll definitely want to brush up on your general knowledge before playing this one.
|
|
|
|