The Pooter
The most realistic artificial flatulence maker by far!
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The Pooter
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$12.95
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What the The Pooter is all about...
 Question: What smells funny?
Answer: A clown fart.
OK, now that you're at the required intellectual level – we can sensibly explore the features of The Pooter in a mature and grown-up way.
The Pooter is an A.F.M. - Artificial Flatulence Maker. It mimics the sound of intestinal gases (flatus) passing from the colon to the outside world. While there have been many A.F.M.'s in the past, none can so easily and realistically recreate the resulting sound of the so-called "tush toot" or "bottom burp".
There's no doubt the whoopee cushion will always have a place in our hearts – particularly for lovers of slapstick. However, The Pooter brings a whole new level of sophistication to the fart gag.
 Simply take it out of the packaging, point the hole at the palm of your hand and then squeeze with ease. Voila! Your artificial "under thunder" is unleashed on unsuspecting friends or passers-by. It's completely concealed and sounds completely real. In fact, the only difference between The Pooter and a real "air biscuit" is the smell (thankfully).
Set up the hidden camera and roll, as you capture the shock, disgust, embarrassment and amusement that your "letting fluffy off the chain" creates. Get creative - start laughing and time your squeezes to match, bend over to pick something up and release The Pooter as your posterior reaches it's highest point, sneeze and squeeze – hone your craft and take it to a new level!
Order your very own Pooter now and spread the joy!
Product Specification
The Pooter is made from soft squashable material. When given a squeeze it produces a very realistic fart sound. Requires no batteries (just a sense of humour).
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