Have you clicked on "Add to Cart" yet? You're kidding right? With just one look at this False Arm, surely its endless possibilities for mayhem flash before your delighted eyes. In fact, according to our rigorous testing here at LatestBuy, the average time between spotting the appendage, doing the inevitable double-take to snorting your coffee or soft drink out your nostrils – is 1.83 seconds. Only those who have had a complete humour-ectomy could pass up the ultimate sight gag. Let's go through just a handful (sorry, couldn't help it) of the opportunities for giggles. Of course, there's the car boot, great for a little highway hi-jinx. The top of the piano – if you can engineer it to fall out while someone's playing, that's extra points. At work, there's the filing cabinet, the lunchroom fridge, your desk drawers. At home, there's the chest freezer, protruding from the couch, peaking from under the bed, from under the garage roller door – the list goes on and on and on. Be prepared for the inevitable taunts of the fun police – juvenile, infantile, immature, puerile – just blow them a raspberry! Because you can be confident that they'll be completely outweighed by calls of "classic", "legend", "hilarious" from those who have not lost their ability to laugh at a little bit of 'armless (oops, there I go again) fun! So now are you ready to order? Honestly, if you haven't already added at least three False Arms to your cart between belly-laughs - check your pulse, you may just be dead! Product Specification The False Arm is only available in a 'left arm' configuration and is about 370mm long. Please note: This product is not suitable for children under 3 years of age due to small parts.

LatestBuy offer a flat delivery fee irrespective of order quantity...so whether you're after 1 or 100 items, you pay the same delivery charge (just as long as we're sending your order to one delivery address).

 

Australia-wide Delivery

With our integrated network of reputable logistics companies who deliver to residential and business premises throughout Australia, we're able to offer three delivery services, tailored to suit your needs:

Standard: 5 business day service - $9.95
Premium: 2 business day service - $14.95
Platinum: 1 business day service - $19.95*

All delivery services require signatures upon delivery and offer online tracking - Australia Post and Australian Air Express.

Free pick-up also available to Perth Customers - find out more.

*Platinum Delivery Service - The cut-off time for a next business day delivery is 12 noon WST. For BPay orders and regional deliveries, please allow additional time for shipping. Due to parcel size and weight constraints, this service is not always available.

 

International Delivery (inc. USA / Canada)

For quicker and more cost effective deliveries to the USA and Canada, please check the availability of the products you wish to purchase at www.LatestBuy.com.

Alternatively, LatestBuy also offers the following Australia Post delivery service to international destinations – ECI: 3-5 business day service with online tracking, pricing as follows:

 

ECI	Countries
$19.95	New Zealand
$29.95	Fiji, Hong Kong, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, Vanuatu
$39.95	Canada, USA
$49.95	Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Where a product is not available for international shipping due to its physical nature, the graphic on the left is displayed midway down the product's page.


Please note: The delivery times above should be used as a guide only. Whilst in most cases parcel delivery will occur within the estimated timeframes, in some instances longer delivery times can result from circumstances beyond our control, such as adverse weather conditions and vehicle breakdown.

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