What the AlphaMale Pocket Kit is all about...
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Featuring 17 essential items including a mirror, bottle opener, nail clipper, toothpick, tweezers, pen, nail file & corkscrew!
The pressures on the modern day male are many and varied. OK, sure, we're not likely to be trampled by a woolly mammoth as we hunt for food – but no longer are we judged merely on our skills in the great outdoors either. These days it's the indoors that's the jungle!
Everything from fixing heels for the fairer sex, opening the merlot to allow it to breath and our grooming or lack of it is under constant scrutiny! And while there are many metrosexual's who have ignored the raised eyebrows and succumbed to the lure of the man-bag – there are many more who resist. For those men – we offer the AlphaMale Pocket Kit! Featuring 17 essential items for your wild adventures in the great indoors.
A torch, secret compartment, mirror, bottle opening, scissors, nail clipper, toothpick, tweezers, pen, moustache comb, screwdriver, wire stripper, nail file (yes, even the biggest lion in the pride can break a nail), ruler, knife, corkscrew and keychain.
The AlphaMale Pocket Kit is the gift for him that says "you're so capable" (swoon). It says "I appreciate what you do for me." (It's also a nice way to say "have you checked for nasal hair recently".)
Are you prepared for the wilds of the great indoors? Order the AlphaMale Pocket Kit - It's compact, clever and allows you to save the day without an eyebrow hair out of place or something green in your teeth.
Product Specification
The AlphaMale Pocket Kit is about 9(L) x 2.5(W) x 2.7(D) cm in size and includes the following 17 functions: flashlight, secret compartment, mirror, bottle opener, scissors, nail clipper, toothpick, tweezers, pen, moustache comb, screwdriver, wire stripper, nail file, ruler, knife, corkscrew and key chain.
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