Humphrey the Humping Dog

Humphrey the Humping Dog $39.95 Quantity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Batteries (4 x AA) - $5.95 Quantity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

What the Humphrey the Humping Dog is all about...

A dog may be a man's best friend, but some dogs just refuse to settle for 'just friends.' How funny is it to see a frisky hound giving some unsuspecting leg a good seeing to? You can see it in its eyes the moment before it pounces – it thinks: "Those tight stonewash jeans...I tell you, that leg is just BEGGING for it."

What's even funnier is watching the poor unsuspecting object of doggy lust struggle to stay upright as they battle the randy canine, not to mention their own embarrassment...

...which is why Humphrey the Humping Dog is the ultimate toy in the practical joker's bag of tricks.

Humphrey is especially funny in the office on Wednesdays, so he can truly put the 'hump' into your co-workers' Hump Day.

With a lusty snarl permanently fixed on his face, this Chihuahua just won’t take no for an answer, yapping in delight as he steadily increases his pace, culminating in a groan of canine carnal bliss.

Simply take the straps on his front paws and attach them to your leg (or the target of your hijinks), then give his ear a little squeeze, and presto – Humphrey is ready for romance.

Tasteless, silly and too funny for words - Humphrey the Humping Dog is all these things and more...get your 'hump on' today.

Product Specification

Humphrey the Humping Dog requires 4 x AA batteries (included) and is recommended for adults.

Customer Reviews

Average Rating

"Doggy Style, But Not As We Know It. Forget chocolates and flowers, everyone knows gals love cuddly toys when it comes to surprise gifts. But this is a soft toy with some spunk, if you'll pardon the expression. Your lady's glee will turn to confusion as she wonders why her snuggly pooch has that funny look in it's face. As it dawns on her that this mutt was made to rut, she's likely to peg it, leaving you alone with the humping canine. And who can blame her? The noises it makes when it starts it's rocking are truly shocking - or hilarious, depending on your point of view. Either way, this is the most tasteless toy we've ever seen - and that's a good thing!" T3(Apr '05) Was this review helpful?

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