Dead Fred Pen Holder
Keeps stationary stationary.
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Dead Fred Pen Holder
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$19.95
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What the Dead Fred Pen Holder is all about...
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Grab your pen - here's a piece of office stationery you should take note of. But hang on, where exactly is your pen? You pat your pockets, you lift your keyboard, sift through the pile of papers on your desk and as your frustration builds you look up to see your favourite medium-point in the hands of that dude from accounts – or worse, it's between his coffee-stained teeth in his garlic-soaked mouth! Aaarrgh! At this point, there's only one thing you'd like to do to him – and that's where Dead Fred comes in!
Plunge your pen deep into the heart of Dead Fred's soft silicon rubber heart – he'll not only keep it safe from rolling under the keyboard, he serves as a warning to those who might like to borrow your favourite pen that this is what happened to the last guy who did!
Far be it from us to encourage the use of voodoo – but in case that meeting with the boss doesn't go quite as well as planned, Dead Fred can take the fall and be your corporate corpse.
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is a great "Secret Santa" gift and perfect for those of us with a fetish for office supplies – or just for the macabre. And it certainly beats the ol' pocket protector (and just for the record – they were NEVER cool)!
So, if we could please have a moments silence to honour (or even better, order) Dead Fred. He's given his life to keep your stationery, stationary.
Product Specification
The Dead Fred Pen Holder is approximately 125 x 70 x 20 mm in size, is made of silicone rubber and holds one pen or pencil.
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