Sexilicious Pens
Deliciously good fun.
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Sexilicious Pens
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$14.95
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What the Sexilicious Pens is all about...
There used to be nothing quite as romantic as a love letter – now there's nothing quite as romantic as a love letter written in chocolate on smooth bare skin with your Sexilicious Pens! They say so much more than just words on a page - and they'll go straight to the heart (or wherever else you're aiming!).
That's right – they're pens filled with chocolate, 40 grams each to be exact – 1 chocolate, 1 strawberry – so you can finally find the inspiration to write that novel! As long as your canvas can stay still for that long that is...and if you make a mistake, just lick it right off! (We think you might find yourself making a LOT of mistakes...)
Here's a tip for Sexilicious first timers – to get a smooth flow on your chocolate "ink" let it sit in a bowl of warm water for a while. It flows much more smoothly and your human sketchpad gets to enjoy that deliciously warm sensation to boot!
The fine tip of each Sexilicious Pen helps your penmanship to be as precise as possible – especially when you're looking for that sweet spot. It's a revolution in couples communication – there's no way they can misunderstand the meaning of your correspondence, in fact you'll probably find each other hanging on every word!
It doesn't matter if you're flat out trying to string two words together – your partner will think you're Shakespeare!
So when you want to let that special someone know exactly what you mean to them, don't just say it with chocolates, spell it out for them – with Sexilicious Pens!
Product Specification
Each pack contains 1 x Chocolate and 1 x Strawberry flavoured pen.Ingredients include: sugar, refined vegetable oil, glucose, cocoa powder, milk powder, lactose, soy lecithin, vanillin, artificial colour (129) and strawberry essence.Each pen represents a serving size of about 40g (235 KCal) and requires refrigeration once opened.Nutrition Information (Amount / Serving): Total Fat (15.7g), Saturated Fat (3.0g), Carbohydrate (21.0g), Protein (2.0g), Sugars (18.0g) and Sodium (24.0mg).Please note: Sold as a novelty item only. Store in a cool, dry place.
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