What the Butler on a Bottle is all about...
|
This product is no longer available for purchase.
|
|
Aah, you just can't get good help these days can you? It's just not fair is it? After all, Batman had Alfred. The Nanny had Niles. Even the Addams had Lurch for goodness sake! But where's that air of superiority and rapier English wit when you need it? Well actually, he's clinging to the nearest bottle of plonk!
He's the ideal gift for wine lovers. Butler on a Bottle is what's been missing from modern day dinner parties. The "help" that should know his place, spends the night putting you in yours instead! Razzing you during your shiraz and teasing during your riesling. He's pint-sized, pompous and delightfully impolite.
It's one liner after one liner – he just won't put a cork in it! Every time you tip the bottle, your very own little "Jeeves" has something to say about it. He'll stick to the stiff upper lip of your bottle all night. Using his internal sensors (or Butler's sixth sense) he knows when you've had one or two glasses, he can even tell when you've opened a new one and as the bottle gets emptier he tends to wurr his slurds...Hic!
Butler on a Bottle is the bar accessory you have to have! Just ask him – he'll tell you.
Sample just a few of his comments:
 "Are you taking me to another bottle?" MP3 (36KB)
"Very, very, drunk!" MP3 (36KB)
"Oh we're not alone!" MP3 (26KB)
"Join the party!" MP3 (16KB)
...many many more included!
Now he may not be able to help Mr Sheffield fall in love with you, or polish your bat mobile – but he sure can help pour a bottle of wine...so call for Butler on a Bottle. He gives new meaning to a "cheeky chardonnay".
Product Specification
Butler on a Bottle is about 8(H) x 6(W) x 11(D) cm in size and runs off 3 x LR44 batteries (included).
 |
|
Similar products available for purchase
|
|
|
|
Ring Thing
Comfortable to wear, it's an indispensable bottle opener in the form of a ring. Yes, ring! The must have fashion accessory for anyone who well...drinks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Chain My Wine Bottle
$39.95
If you've been looking for a practical as well as fashionable way to store wine, then we've found the missing link for you! Made from nickel plated iron, this chain is curved to form a magical holder for that favourite bottle of vino.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Movers & Shakers
$19.95
The self-shaking salt and pepper containers that automatically put well...salt and pepper on your food, simply at the pull of a string.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Calf & Half Milk Jug
$24.95
Generally speaking cows are more comfy in the barn than
at the table, but Calf & Half is a perfect house guest. It's always in a good mooood, and you will be too when
you pour from this playful little pitcher. Hand-crafted from
double-walled glass.
|
|
|