Borat Mankini Swimsuit
Verrry niize, I liiikke!
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Borat Mankini Swimsuit
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$29.95
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What the Borat Mankini Swimsuit is all about...
 For far too long, the only real choices in male swimsuit have been the iconic bronzed lifesaver's budgie smugglers and the equally legendary and much-too-modest surfer's boardies. Who would have thought, a humble journalist from Kazakhstan could revolutionise, and dare we say it, "liberate" male swim fashion?!
What can we say, except...verrry niize!
LatestBuy is thrilled (and just a little scared) to offer the Official Borat Mankini from the worldwide hit mocumentary "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!" Who could forget their first exposure to the mankini? Was it the fluoro colour – the "definition" it gave to various body parts – or Borat's unashamed love of body hair, that burned the image into our retinas? That unforgettable vision, is now yours to enjoy in the privacy of your own home, at parties, or heaven-forbid – public beaches (depending on local bylaws).
 Its over-the-shoulder design means you'll never lose your modesty when dumped by a wave. Its fluoro tones will make you highly visible to lifeguards (particularly against pale white skin). And let's face it, that nothing-left-to-the-imagination cut could very well lead to many more 'sexy times' – who could resist such a vision in green – particularly when teamed with beige socks and leather shoes. High-five!
Secret Santa's, Buck's parties, stocking fillers, party gags...and yes those that dare to bare all on beach as a functional swimsuit, the Borat Mankini is here to change (and reveal) the male landscape (or should we say manscape) forever.
Our only advice is, secure yours now – The Borat Mankini Swimsuit is hot stuff (in more ways than one!).
Product Specification
This is the Official 20th Century FoxTM Licensed Borat Mankini. The Borat Mankini Swimsuit is made from 90% nylon and 10% spandex, is lime green in colour and one size fits most.Please note: For hygiene reasons, this product is non-returnable.
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